So it's here. Finally. The day of the last exam. I'm vaguely prepared and feeling good. It's Ten Past Eight in the morning and I've already had a huge sasuage, mash and peas meal! I've planned ahead.

At precisely 11:30, I want you all to think of me... Stepping out of my last exam for the summer, into the sun, placing sunglasses on my head, taking a proud, excited, brisk walk to the bar. Music playing in my mind, spirits running high, with a big smile on my face. Ready to welcome the next three weeks of relaxation with open arms. Sheffield, Birmingham, Southwold, Hitchin. It's going to be great! Wow.