There was a priest and a businessman playing golf. The businessman is about to take a putt and he misses by a few inches. "bugger, that should have been easy!" he says. The priest replies "please, refrain from using that language. God doesn't like it." so the businessman goes to take his next putt and it misses by even more. "Fuck, that was bad! Missed again!" he says. The priest is annoyed this time and warns the businessman "look.... Seriously... God smites those who say things like that. Stop it." the businessman misses his next shot by even further and shouts "Fuck I missed again. That was crap. Fuck sake." suddenly, a bolt of lightening strikes the priest and he evaporates. A voice falls down from heaven and says "Fuck, i missed"