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Love Letters
   at 00:05 on Mon 25th October 2004
It's really strange the way people write love letters, rather than talking. I'd much rather be told that someone loves me face to face, rather than by letter. But that's beside the point, people do write them, as I discovered last year.

About fifty three weeks ago, at the start of my second year at Uni, I was walking up to campus to do a little bit of coursework. On my way, I discovered half a love letter laying in a small puddle on the ground.

Originally, it was written on both sides of a single sheet of notebook paper and folded down the middle. However, the letter had been torn down the middle and I've ended up with only the top half of the page. So, as you can picture, I have the first and third quarters.

The letter has been a complete mystery for everyone who has seen it during the past 12 months. We're not even sure if it was written by a male or female. The structure and word content would suggest that a boy wrote it, however the handwriting style is very feminine.

Rather than type out the content of the sections I have, I've scanned and uploaded them. I'd be interested to see what anyone who reads this thinks of the letter. Suggestions of the history of their relationship are more than welcome. :-)

If you are the author or recipient, or you know who either of them are, please let me know!


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by Simon at 01:36 on 26th Oct 2004
Ok:

It is a girl. She is about 14-17. She is a fucking retard.

I bet she wears a white track suit and is about to get pregnant.

by Matt at 00:06 on 27th Oct 2004
Lol. But she's so sweet! :P

by Somebody at 08:02 on 27th Oct 2004
She's not sweet, she's deluded! If it is a she - I'm not convinced. The emotional blackmail element of it is much more reminiscent of a boy.

by Matt at 21:43 on 27th Oct 2004
And that's the side that I was referring to when I said I wasn't sure either.

If nothing else, it's an interesting glimps into the world of a pikey child.

by Simon at 15:08 on 28th Oct 2004
I am pretty sure it is a girl. Call it a hunch.

by Woody at 19:29 on 28th Oct 2004
Its a girl, no man writes like that.

Remember that one we found at school?

Made the bible look like a light read.

by Noctu at 01:07 on 03rd Nov 2004
...What, the one that was directed to me, which I subsequently burnt?