I've not been writing up my holiday as I've had a sleepy and lazy week, keeping myself occupied in the evenings rather than just falling asleep and giving in to the jet lag. I planned to spend Saturday expanding on my holiday notes, but ended up going to London for the day.
And I expect I was one of the first people in the entire world to make use of our great capital in this way... Uni mates Andrew and Little Richard and I spent the day doing the Alcohol Alphabet Challenge. The idea was that we went to an underground station that begins with A, left the station, found a pub and had a half pint of alcohol to drink there and went back into the tube station. Next we navigated to a station that began with B and did the same. The idea was to work through the entire alphabet in as quick a time as possible.
A few rules are that you can't throw up, you have to drink a half pint and not the alcohol equivalent in shots or anything else (the volume of drink is the challenge) and you're only allowed to use the tubes or walk, no other mode of transport is permitted. Obviously until the 24 drinking laws come into place, you have to complete the challenge within licensing hours (11am to 11pm on a Monday to Saturday, half an hour less on Sunday).
Unfortunately due to engineering works between Stevenage and London, the train we wanted to catch from Hitchin (Andrew and Richard stayed over the night before) wasn't running and the later train was going round an alternative route which took ten minutes longer than usual. The crux of it all is that we only managed to start at 11:43am.
 | Angel |
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| The Nag's Head |
| Drinks pulled at 11:43 |
| Beginning our trip we headed out to Angel. Angel contains the longest escalator on the entire London Underground network at 66m. The landlord served us quickly and wasn't surprised at all that we wanted his signature as verification we had the drinks. Apparently his pub is used a lot for the Monopoly drinking challenge that lots of people do. |
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 | Blackfriars |
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| The Black Friar |
| Drinks pulled at 12:29 |
| We had planned to stop at Bank and proceed to Cannon Street for our B and C, but arriving in Bank we realised it's the center of the financial district and being a weekend, there was nobody about and not a single shop was open, let alone any pubs. Jogging around the streets looking for places to satisfy our thirst and asking random people urgently for the nearest pub didn't work and we had to revise the plan. The pub in Blackfriars was a non-smoking pub and the foreign lady who served us was also quite obliging to our request for her signature. |
 | Charing Cross |
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| Princess of Wales |
| Drinks pulled at 12:44 |
| A quick tube to Embankment and a short walk up the road, we instantly found a lovely pub directly opposite the entrance to Charing Cross tube station. The lady in there was quite excited about our trip and happily signed to show we had been there. She was so enthusiastic that we got a free t-shirt each from her. The Princess of Wales pub is part of a Real Ale crawl of 13 pubs in the area and the t-shirts are for customers on that trail, but we thanked her anyway and moved on. |
 | Dollis Hill |
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| Ned Kelly's |
| Drinks pulled at 13:24 |
| There are about 4 D's on the Underground network so we had to go quite far north on the Jubilee line to get to Dollis Hill. The other three are on the far east of London and we didn't fancy that as we had to eventually head up to Ickenham for the only I on the network. The chap who served us in Dollis Hill thought we were mad but served and signed. Unfortunately we were losing time here as the pub was a good 5 minute walk from the station. |
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 | Edgware Road |
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| The Chapel |
| Drinks pulled at 14:08 |
| Shooting back down the Jubilee line and changing to the Bakerloo line brought us to Edgeware Road. We had planned to go to Euston Square for our E but the Circle, Metropolitan and Hammersmith and City lines are closed on Saturdays every weekend of September for engineering works. The lack of trains along this stretch of track really put us behind time, but we got our drinks and got our log sheet hesitantly signed by Anna after some conversation in broken English. |
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 | Finchley Road |
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| Walkabout |
| Drinks pulled at 14:33 |
| Doubling back on ourselves towards Dollis Hill again, we stopped at Finchley Road. The tube station here is in the middle of a bustling shopping area and no pubs were visible from the door. Using the sense of direction for pubs we gained as students, we eventually found a Walkabout. The girl who served us was mostly interested in how many places we had been IDed. At this point only 3 had, I think. Unfortunately we drank slowly as we got chatting to the staff about our trip, again putting us behind time further. |
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 | Green Park |
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| The Clarence |
| Drinks pulled at 15:04 |
| Green Park is in the center of hotel district, the famous Ritz Hotel being on the doorstep of the station. Unfortunately what this meant was that there were only expensive bars and cafes around all of which were waiter served. We wanted a quick and dirty pub so had to walk a fair distance north to find The Clarence just off a side road. |
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 | Harrow-on-the-Hill |
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| O'Neill's |
| Drinks pulled at 15:52 |
| Heading north again we found Harrow-on-the-Hill to be a typical British town center. There were all the major shopping chains... but no pubs! What kind of town center has no pubs? There were a couple sitting romantically, eating ice cream and looking decidedly local. So I asked them in the most panicked voice I could muster were the nearest pub was. He flicked his finger up the road towards O'Neill's. |
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 | Ickenham |
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| Coach and Horses |
| Drinks pulled at 16:33 |
| Having wasted lots of time running around Harrow, we had further frustration waiting on the train up to Ickenham. On arrival, the pub was closer to the station than I had anticipated (we had looked for local pubs close the station before setting out.) The cost of the drinks here was shocking. For three halves we paid £5.50. The staff were pretty much arseholes about our challenge so we think they charged us over for being tourists. Really... what pub can charge an average of nearly £2 a half. |
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 | Kings Cross |
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| The Duke of York |
| Drinks pulled at 17:54 |
| Skipping the letter J, as there are none on the network, we ran to the pub next to Platform 8. This was the first pub we had to queue for our drinks in, which was annoying as we were only half way and the evening pub crowds were starting to come out. But despite the busyness the lady happily signed our log and we drank up. We paused for a few minutes on the main concourse to grab some lunch and headed off for the second half of the trip. The idea was the food would be our lunch and it really felt like lunch, but looking now we had that at about 6pm! |
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 | Leicester Square |
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| The Brewmaster |
| Drinks pulled at 18:20 |
| 4 stops down the Jubilee line and we were drinking at Leicester Square. This was the point for me where it started to get really hard. I was struggling with the fizziness of the lager, burping lots and beginning to feel sick. I attribute part of that to the huge Burger King I ate on the way there, but the sheer volume of alcohol sloshing about in my stomach was start to get agitated at Kings Cross. But I persevered and we moved on. |
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 | Marble Arch |
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| Quebec |
| Drinks pulled at 18:48 |
| I normal don't think about the other people in a pub at all, I don't pay any attention to them. But whilst we were drinking in the Quebec, I found myself glancing at everyone and wondering why some people were staring at the three of us. I first put it down to us looking so young but then realised that every person in the pub was male. And they were all say in twos or threes, one pair with arms round each other. With a name like Quebec we all agreed we had managed to stumble into a gay bar, downed our drinks and ran. |
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 | Notting Hill Gate |
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| Mook |
| Drinks pulled at 19:12 |
| Oh my christ, the place was close to the station but it didn't serve any proper beers in draft (we had to have San Miguel) and served no draft ciders. Andrew ended up on a 6% bottle of cider that was bigger than half a pint. The round cashed in at £6.45, the biggest of the trip. And it would just have to be my round that time, wouldn't it. The barman signed our log but only because we were a group of 3, he usually says no because it's normally big groups of rowdy drunk people that do this sort of thing. |
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 | Oxford Circus |
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| The Argyll Arms |
| Drinks pulled at 20:08 |
| This pub was busy, but we got served almost immediately. Fortunately, there was outside seating so we went and drank in the fresh air, which I was thankful for. At this point I was considering giving up the drinking it was becoming that much of an issue. When planning the challenge, I thought about having problems fitting in every station but never about the drinking. I think I've lost the student magic. |
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 | Paddington |
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| The Reef |
| Drinks pulled at 20:08 |
| We drank in the heart of the station. The lady who served us wasn't convinced at all by our ID! Already behind time, we made the mistake of taking our time over the drinks. The main reason was we were drained and our bodies absolutely shattered. We were considering just going home at that point, but with a burst of energy we forced ourselves to continue. |
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 | Queen's Park |
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| The Salusbury Inn |
| Drinks pulled at 20:41 |
| Arriving at Queen's Park we felt uncomfortable; The area didn't look particularly nice in the dark. We found our pub just down the road however and the staff were really friendly. At this point I made the decision to switch to bitter and the drink went down a million times easier than the lager had been and that rejuvenated me and renewed my determination. |
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 | Regent's Park |
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| The Albany |
| Drinks pulled at 21:22 |
| I think this was the really small place decorated in a very wooden style inside. To be honest, by this point we were so tired we were just getting to the next letter, ordering the beer, drinking and leaving. But at least I wasn't in the mood to give up anymore, the bitter was flowing down very nicely. |
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 | South Kensington |
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| The Zetland Arms |
| Drinks pulled at 21:58 |
| If you're following our progress on the tube map, you might wonder why we chose to go to South Kens next. We realised at Regent's Park that we only had an hour and half left to do S, T, U, V and W and that it really wasn't possible before the end of licensing hours. We had decided to skip U (since it was Upton Park, miles out of East London) and go a quicker route for the other letters. The guy who served us here wasn't convinced with our ID and was dubious to sign our log since he thought he'd get in trouble for accepting our fake ID and giving us his signature to prove it. The idea made us laugh. |
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 | Tottenham Court Road |
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| All Bar One |
| Drinks pulled at 22:48 |
| I thought with our decision to skip U this was a great place to drink. But arriving during last orders made us realise just how unlikely we were to finish the whole thing. The pub was really a posh bar and the toilets were miles underground through a maze of corridors. But the atmosphere was nice. It felt quite good to be in a job earning where I could afford to be in a London town bar drinking at 11pm. It felt almost grown up, if I dare say. |
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 | Victoria |
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| Wetherspoons |
| Drinks not pulled. |
| Arriving at our V, I knew exactly where to head, the Wetherspoons up the escalator. Arriving at the bar at 23:17 we were politely told that they hadn't been serving for ages and we weren't going to get anywhere with a late license unless we went 10 minutes on the tube into the city center. So, demoralised, aching and absolutely shattered we through the towel in and came home. |
But we've learnt a lot from this trip. We've learnt where we lost time and how to improve in the future. Those secrets I won't share, as next time we do it we want to set the first record at a time that takes skill to beat. The three of us are thinking of getting a load of people to do it with us next time, so if you're interested in a London-wide pub crawl in a couple of months, let me know.
I think its a great idea.... other than you will get sick of meeting people every weekend, and there is of course the cost of meeting people and giving them t-shirts.
Safety is also an issue, but I think its reasonably easy to take precuations on that one.
by So.. at 22:04 on 26th Sep 2005
How would that many people (who you don't already know) stumble across the new site? Would you meet with anyone who asked or just those you felt happy (age/race/gender wise) with? Are you meeting them or are they meeting you? (Regarding ego and reasoning.) Where do you intend to meet them? Was the bit about T-shirts actually serious? (Regarding patronising and ego.)
by Matt at 22:15 on 26th Sep 2005
Word of mouth, spreading the word. - Mostly anyone, I'd vet people first but I wouldn't be ageist, racist, genderist. - We'd be meeting each other, mostly. I'm sure the only people how WOULD Meet Matt would be the people who'd want to meet new people themselves, so it wouldn't end up being an ego thing. - I'd meet them in somewhere quite public, a train station or a cafe or somewhere neutral and public like that since it gives both of us a subtle sense of security and it's somewhere either of us can walk away from. - The tshirts idea was serious, but only to add some fun to the whole thing. It gives people a souvineer unique to the whole thing. They'd have it and I'd not know if they burn it or wear it, it wouldn't satisfy an ego.
by Clare at 09:17 on 27th Sep 2005
I think it's an excellent idea. I bet eventually there'll be a time (in future years) when you get fed up of it, though!
As long as you don't mind the time/cost of it, then that's pretty cool. Like you say, if you meet in public places then safety-wise it's cool. You could end up spending serious money on this, though. :)
by Karl (taa) at 11:11 on 27th Sep 2005
How cool :)
I love the idea :)
by Me at 21:54 on 27th Sep 2005
Whoever said that you can't meet anyone new in Hitchin was talking out of their arse!
by Rey at 01:10 on 28th Sep 2005
Sounds like a great idea! You make little "meet matt chapman" stickers for people to put on their websites/blogs
by Minty at 19:47 on 28th Sep 2005
You are a loon.
I'd go to Hitchen and teach you how to meet people.
Why did you never ask?
Anyway, but on subect - you're looney
by Bon at 01:25 on 29th Sep 2005
You'd better register meetmattchapman.com before someone else does!
by Minty at 17:42 on 29th Sep 2005
Already beat him to it ;)
I'll sell it for £25
by Appocomaster at 10:11 on 30th Sep 2005
I'm happy to get involved. You haven't met me yet :D
and domain stealing is bad, mmmk
by MiNi D (jaimie) at 10:14 on 30th Sep 2005
i want my Tshirt then :P, even though we met u can still meet me again :) . As for protection, cant have u infected with STDs all that LAN trash isnt going to do u any good :P i recommend medevil Full plate armour with a kevlar jacket and helmet. :D
by Intruder at 14:57 on 03rd Oct 2005
Well, there is many pros and cons.
You prolly would have to meet many people who might become a problem for you, and have many embaracing momments dealing with people who dont have anything in common with you. I cant think atm on a apealing layout for such website but tho obvious you should include as much info about you as possible ( not home andress and things who might make psychos harm you and family ofc) so you get contacted mostly by people who feels you have sumthin in common with them. My real suggestion i made on IRC, Travel around the world using Hostelling International, cheap proces and interesting people from everywhere sharing rooms with you, and not expecting some kind of return after they get in touch with you, what would happen alot if you do that thru the webby
by lurchleaf at 18:07 on 10th Oct 2005
brilliant idea, cant wait till im 18 then i too can meet matt chapman ;)
have a good time dude
by tempo at 18:23 on 10th Mar 2007
Luogo molto buon:) Buona fortuna! http://www.paradistc.org/tempo
by napoli at 08:36 on 13th Mar 2007
E evidente che il luogo e stato fatto dalla persona che realmente conosce il mestiere! http://www.paradistc.org/napoli