This weekend Laura was visiting, yay. Laura, Chris and myself were eating tea in the kitchen and were talking about the wedding Chris went to recently. Being as naughty as I am, I said that I bet the bride "got her skirt lifted that night".

Laura, being as innocent as she is, didn't realise what I meant. I tried to explain that it is traditional for the bride and groom to have hot steamy passionate sex on the night of the wedding. I must have tried to politely explain it badly because Laura asked whether everyone got to lift the brides skirt on the wedding day.

So Chris added that according to old laws or chuch stuff or something, without sex on the day of marriage, the wedding was not considered valid and the couple were still single. On understanding this, Laura then said she assumed that the groom "lifts the brides skirt" in front of everyone at the reception.

Teehee. She's so innocent and lovable.