What the crazy hell just happened?... You're probably wondering if my exam went amazingly well or if I've just flunked my exam, but it's unrelated.

At the Broadlands Road side of Rapists Alley, there is a tree the pikeys like to play in. They hurl abuse from there and try to spit on the students (as it overhangs the path).

But today three kids, all of whom I recognise, were up there. As I went under the tree, tense with the fear and sense of danger they so well instill (not), they called out "Hello Mister Handsome". Now I first thought my ears were deceiving me, but when I didn't respond they called again. Never before have the pikeys from Broadlands road put a smile on my face. But what're they lulling me into a false sense of security for?! Hmm..

Oh, and considering I did between 5 and 6 hours total preparation for this exam, it well alright! Now, considering I have this silly non-drinking contract how do I waste the rest of the day?!