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#1: <Kloopy> In fact, I think I'll fetch myself a few ice cubes and some cock.
#2: <mummeh> rock is a "family alliance" (until after 9pm, then it's an adults pay per view channel :P)
#3: <KeyMan> i got breasts :P
#4: Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
#5: <Vixen|Bedinamin> My goal is to become a veteranian because i love children
#6: "have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most indelicate, & yet at the same time - beautiful?" - EM Forster
#7: <Defender> 68. Call for: [Spinner] Coords: [1:1:1] ETA: [20] Amount: [lots and lots of "features"] Status: [Open] DC in charge: [IE|afk]
#8: <Noctu> At least he didn't find your self porn, Kloopy.
#9: <Raistlin> wait I;m an idiot
#10: <Mendosa> sami is it not true that u once stole a babies pram to take your boooze home <Wingless_Vixen> ive never done that <Wingless_Vixen> have i?
#11: <chip> nevermind <chip> im a dumbass
#12: <{O_o}Libraius> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT QUERY FFS lol <Theo_> ...that fdisk couldn't fix
#13: <Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#14: <Laz> i need to find a small child
#15: <Laney> i dont wank with my friends <kupo> "Sure".
#16: <NB3|wibble> i cannot watch porn with a very loud celion dion backing sound fs
#17: <MrBrick> THESE NEW SPECIAL TAMPONS WILL ABSORB ALL LEAKAGE <MrBrick> AND YOUR SOUL <MrBrick> Satanex. <MrBrick> FOR THE EVIL WOMAN
#18: <Lil> Stupid fucking cunt <Lil> I can hear german tv <Lil> in my head <MrL_JaKiri> erm <Lil> Is it possible to pick up tv signals in your head MrL_JaKiri
#19: <Lil> I used to hear morse code all the time :( <the_angry_angel> lol what were you smoking at that time lil <Lil> NOTHING <Lil> I was clean.
#20: <MrBrick|Gone> Cat I'd like to fuck <ilovemog> that is so wrong. <MrBrick|Gone> even though its dead <MrBrick|Gone> heh <MrBrick|Gone> it's very wrong <MrBrick|Gone> I apologise <ilovemog> necrophilia <ilovemog> AND bestiality <MrBrick|Gone> I like cats
#21: <Theo_> (I have this habit of hiding porn^W important files)
#22: <Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun
#23: <[ND]Md> there was this guy who asked how he compiled the source <[ND]Md> it was an html file :/
#24: <Lil> someone asked me if LOL was a different version of AOL
#25: <Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
#26: <janey> ill get u wet later az <janey> dont worry <janey> u wont b left out :-p
#27: <azrael> im playing with myself * jane wanna play 2!!
#28: <Prince> i checked and under the metal health act of 1984 you can be commited for dating gemz for over 4 months
#29: <Karmulian> matt remind me to spank u
#30: <Tekki> I lost my bed with a girl :(
#31: <azreal> gah i just nearly ate some blutack :\
#32: <donkie> i started appreciating girls aloud, elton john, and i woke up at 4:00am next to a guy im sure i did something with
#33: <Hydrax> interesting, when there is talk about adult television I wake up :P
#34: <Laney> i don't spunk gravy
#35: <luva[afk]> sum1 send me a lingerie package;P <luva[afk]> and i am curious:D
#36: <Aer> but ill be forced to give it to one of the girls. ho hum
#37: * angel sucks
#38: <Kloopy> Apparantly, my drum kit is -not- a USB device. I think thats where I went wrong.
#39: <Disruptor> wher is Laney :'( <NB3> in laneyland <NB3> doing laneythings <NB3> with laneypeople <Disruptor> anal sex, in other words. <Gemma> with sheep. <Lil> sounds erotic.
#40: <Lil> so I dont own a rubber fucky <Lil> bad typo.
#41: <NB3> i dont -trust- the bath
#42: <Phil^> its got a powerful nozzle
#43: * the_angry_angel runs for the hills! I am MALE ffs! - <Perro> F**k - <Perro> damn, i picked a man
#44: "Reality...Ah! Yes, now I remember. Its that place where you can touch things!"
#45: "Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted."
#46: *** RedFox has quit IRC (¬ Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.) - <the_angry_angel> No - Reality is the only obstacle to having breasts like Lara Croft :)
#47: <[S]cream> i f**ked a chicken in the carpark
#48: <Kush[Gone]> Windows ME has detected you are attempting to download a Good operating system, your computer will now shut down
#49: <Sp8472^busy> i need to get me one of those dildo things
#50: "Step up to red alert - Sir, are you obsolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Kryten, Red Dwarf
#51: * An-Aragorn looks at his ass....*made in taiwan* ....well..it's not nice bit it works against Lamers with silly rockets...
#52: <`Mace> i dont like going down to my local computer store, i went in to buy a mouse and they convinced my dad he needed a new mother board for his computer
#53: <[ROCK]Slowfinger> TAA = Tits and Ass;)
#54: "ERROR: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue..."
#55: <{ROCK}Ice_Queen{Drunky}> I LOVE YOU ALL <[ROCK]Cloaca|busy> no no... u forgot words: 'will', 'make' and 'to'
#56: <{ROCK}Ice_Queen{Drunky}> Ill fuk my babe dats all <{ROCK}Ice_Queen{Drunky}> Im gonn regert dis 2 morroew
#57: <@PhAtMaN> he feeds me a bone everyday..but it goes in my ass first..wich it kinda strange
#58: <Sp8472> Xain: do you have a specific problem with anyone, or do you just have a large trout rammed up your anal sphincter ?
#59: <RawlyM> pa down again? <the_angry_angel> dunno <the_angry_angel> its up and down more times than a pair of newly weds
#60: <TajEn> noob = ? <TajEn> what does that mean? <kubrick> it means he has both a penis and a vagina
#61: <Hotwire> wtf doe sit work in other functiosn then! <Hotwire> i feeking copy pasted the line <the_angry_angel> can someone decode that <Laz> decode what? <Forexs> Do you think its 'cool' to spell like that or do you have a problem controlling your fingers? :P <Airilius> lol two simultaneous lines of bullshit from Hotwire
#62: whilst getting heavily attacked in pa the following irc discussion occured: "Well we've been in this situation before..", "Hell yeah, we've been in IRC thousands of times"
#63: <Ultramar|PUB> bye <the_angry_angel> bye bye <Ugleb> bye? <BOOMER> yes, a 3 letter word <[J]DrK-Assassin> lol <BOOMER> one sylible <the_angry_angel> Ultramar has departed to go to a place to comsume fermented vegetable drinks, to achieve heightened states of incompetance, that is why we said bye
#64: <Seven|hiding> lol <Seven|hiding> not in my teens anymore <OutKold2K> 19 is a good age <Seven|hiding> but addicted to licking
#65: <Hotwire> i wank 85 times a day
#66: <Laz> irc is such a lovely place,,, dispite the fact that a lot of irc servers are used to distribute child porn,,, we at planetarion irc are lovely folk
#67: <Dvir> Sp having fun clicking on the disconnect button? <Forexs> overload of goat porn
#68: <MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
#69: <ArchAng3L> i hate hols <ArchAng3L> i go weird
#70: <Terra> -Global- We are sorry for the server problems we have had today, and we are also very sorry to announce that the server database has been infected by a virus and is unforuntaly lost. Planetarion round 7 will restart as soon as we get the problems fixed and round 8 will be given out for free and it will also be random only. Once again we can never be sorry enough.
#71: <chip`studing> Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
#72: "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
#73: * Althalus holds Judder's soft face in his hands. Looks deep into Judder sparkling eyes. Softly brushes his lips with Judder's and slowly kisses Judder * Althalus has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#74: <Imniad> In the UK we have water on tap, something we take for granted, but that people in Ethiopia long for.....Now, imagine the UK being women, Ethiopia being men and tapped water being breasts.....Do u see what I mean? That's what annoys me about women, I can't wait for the day when us men (The "Third World" of breasts) will get breasts "on tap" twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year...
#75: <Althalus> vibrator? <Dark_Crystal> yup <Dark_Crystal> it was on my bed <Dark_Crystal> its now in my lap where i can get to it
#188: <Shamon> HOW can you relate SEX to SNOOKER <NB3> its all a load of balls
#76: <Hotwire> i need a HAND WITH IT
#77: <Hotwire> i have a small nob
#78: <Hotwire> my nob is even smaller tahns Dvir's <Laz> dam,, thats small
#79: <Sariina> a moth just flew into my bra ://///
#80: <Sariina> omg i have a random piece of plastic stuck to my breast :////
#81: <Dark_Crystal> we screwed u guys so bad
#82: If you wish to maintain/admin a network then be prepared to sit a lot of stupid courses in order to earn the right to _TALK_ to very expensive routers and switches.
#83: "perhaps someone Admin shaped would like to have a word?"
#84: * Dark_Crystal strokes it
#85: <Stranger_NL> you p3 = gay - does it ask do upload the demo in the rear ?
#86: <RawlyM> i was going to say that i was old enough to be your mum then
#87: <baikonur> what do you think about: WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. HTML IS LAYOUT.
#88: <boris> anyone got the ansi c programming language in pdf format ? <boris> i need it for my girlfiends little brother <boris> as i wont part with my tree copy :)
#89: <targhan> that code has to win the "most errors in as few lines as possible" award
#90: <rageybabey> i have big boobs. <rageybabey> i can suffocate you.
#91: <Alanna> Most channels are like #planetarion with fewer (smart) people in them
#92: <Sp8472> I lost my left testicle in a game of pool
#93: <Sp8472> my hovercraft is full of eels !
#94: <jero> maybe 35-45% of your time writing the code, the rest is writing debug code n crap so that Bob Numnuts doesnt crash the game if he does something crazy to the game.
#95: Read error: EOF from client
#96: 'o, ar, how great thou art. o, cat, where art thou at? I'll use which to find thee, and file(1) to test if binary thou be.'
#97: "A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly, "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong." Knight turned the machine off and on. The machine worked"
#98: Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
#99: We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
#100: when example source won't compile ... <``Erik> then you f**ked something up <Pie> Nope, I followed their instructions <``Erik> that may've been your problem :}
#101: "Life is wasted on the living." - The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe
#102: If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
#103: <Grendels> (yes, Grendels writes buggy code sometimes too)
#104: <Raspberry> man, SuperGlobals get all the chicks.
#105: <Grendels> my stupidness
#106: <XsAg> My hands are sweating, my pulse is high and i am hyperventilating <Dessenter> Been masturbating again haven't you
#107: <saki> angry angel, you are now like a god to me <saki> you're like engelbert humperdink EyeZ <saki> or dale winton <saki> or some kind of mongrel crossbreed twixt the two
#108: <Glum> damn w0men making orders, but out of respect (and fear) i will obey
#109: <saki> <- offically more gay than julian clairy and graham norton put toghether :S
#110: <harsheh> "i see welsh people"
#111: <Forexs> okay, yes, I am the official pimpsuits.net model.
#112: * Viry wonders how many welsh ppl r pr0n starz
#113: <Tauc_Fox|Away> comes with free love wax
#114: <DreTheMaster> shit i dont have msn <DreTheMaster> what should i do?? <EyeZ> jump around nakked with ur balls on fire <killaH> I did that once, didn't work <Qin> it worked for me
#115: <Duck[coding]> phpcomplete.com * Rag|W00T wanders away to phpcomplete.net
#116: * Toplet makes love to teh sheep
#117: <Noctu|Gone> I don't need extra dangly bits. :/
#118: <Toplet> im a chick with a dick
#119: <phR4G_M4ch1n3> i laff at goat sex hahahahaha
#120: <globester> i want boobs <globester> i'd play with'm when bored <globester> bounce'm up and down <globester> etc :/
#121: <Disc> SUPERFLY IF YA COME BACK FROM GAMING, WAIT 10MINS, IM DIEING FOR A CRAP, WHEN I FART I ALMOST FOLLOW THROUGH <Disc> ahh shit that was supposed to be msg not amsg
#122: <GM_Hamster> i was attacked by shredded wheat once
#123: <Toplet> cream comes tomatoes
#124: <snazbaz> unfortuantly women have it programmed into them to automatically choose shit men
#125: <llamafarmer> apache is like the OS that PHP runs on? * tiberious nuts Laz for confusing llamas
#126: <Zorlon> Actually I havent got a goatee at all, I back-comb my anal beard :P
#127: <@Shamon> id be in my fucking punto sx <@Shamon> 0-60 in 5 minutes :D
#128: <@Laish> townies rock
#129: <@Lunaria> heh sha is blonde because he went into college and realised he had no lectures
#130: * @Shamon admires his big penis posters
#131: <@Proto> munky <@Proto> they don't appreciate you like us =/ <@Proto> i'd fuck your brains out if i was female
#132: <@kupo> why ravisher<@kupo> if you ever did take me out to a drink <@kupo> i'm sure i'd end up bonking yo
#133: <@teen> I don't want bush to attack yet, our history teacher will give us all candy if he doesn't attack by friday
#134: <@MrBrick> I bought a weeks shopping for 5.20 <MrBrick> 50 bread rolls for 1 pound <MrBrick> I stole toilet paper from Safeways toilets
#135: <@Shamon> oh god <@Shamon> why am i flirting with a guy on msn :/
#136: <@Shamon> i want to meet lil and fuck his brains out
#137: <@Noctu> Go and rape yourself with a roadcone.
#138: <@MrBrick> and Zor looks like a member of Take That
#139: <@Bobzy> Midget porn is sexy.
#140: <Pineapple> im a big gay poofter
#141: <@MrBrick> I feel so fucking girly when I have run round the house naked looking for a FUCKING HAIRBAND
#142: <dzen> I wank old men for money.
#143: <@MrBrick> YOU ARE ALL SHIT! <@MrBrick> RIGHT <@MrBrick> YOU ARE LESS SHIT <@MrBrick> heh <@MrBrick> still shit though.
#144: <@Shamon> LIL COME TO CREWE AND IL SUCK YOU OFF
#145: <@jane> ooooooooh Lilly <@Lil> I'm pleasuring jane, it seems <@Lil> Scream my name! * @jane screams Lil!!
#146: <Lunaria> lucky my breasts are small and humble
#147: * @Laney rubs corned beef in his pubes
#148: <MrBrick> I ran in to the bedroom at 4am <MrBrick> screaming <MrBrick> MY BOLLOCKS ARE ON FIRE. <MrBrick> she laughed. <MrBrick> I cooked.
#149: <Shamon> I TAKE IT UP THE ARSE EVERYBODY <Shamon> :/
#150: <kupohot> i'm into steaks and BIG WADS OF MEAT
#151: <Laney> my rabbit ran away <Laney> and then we had rabbit for dinner <Laney> i cried many times
#152: <Jack> how odd <Jack> I keep smelling hash <Jack> at random times
#153: <@MrBrick> LEGOLAS HAS NO PENIS, THE NO-PENISED BASTARD
#154: <Laish> if i could tell you one thing in life <Laish> always wear matchin underwear incase u get hit by a bus
#155: <Lil> SHAMON <Shamon> LIL <Lil> THE DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT <Lil> 'CAUSE U TOUCH URSELF AT NIGHT <Shamon> i wank at night
#156: <Jack> every time you wank <Jack> god kills a kitten <Shamon> i hate cats anyway <Laish> i only ever wank at night <Laish> ok lies i wank all day
#157: <Ryuujin> lil will you be my pimp?
#158: <Jack> punch her in the neck while you're at it, it'll make her butt muscles tense <Jack> makes for great lovin'
#159: <Shamon> HOW can you relate SEX to SNOOKER <NB3> its all a load of balls
#160: <@Noctu> Is she fit? <@Laney> how the fuck do i know shes MY SISTER!!! <@Noctu> Naked pics ta. <@Noctu> <He does have them> <@Noctu> <He told me>
#161: <Noctu> I got sent to see my head of year once. <Noctu> Walked out. <Noctu> Realised I didn't know where the office was. <Noctu> Stood there for a bit. <Noctu> Got bored. <Noctu> Had a piss. <Noctu> Went to town.
#162: <Jack> theres this sign outside anne summers <Jack> that says 'smile if you had an orgasm last night' <Jack> and people see it and start crying
#163: <NB3> Argentinian inventors have created a strap-on rubber duck which they claim will combat tiredness
#164: <Narf_AE> everyone who had a sexchange in the last months rais ur hands! <Noctu> I had two.
#165: <@jen> I WALKED IN ON MY SISTER GETTING...LICKED OUT!
#166: <Noctu> i rape rabbits
#167: * Revol do a little dance * Revol make a little love * Revol get down tonight <Joe> Revol please stop sucking my cock <Revol> no <Revol> *shlurp* <[BB]Spiry> its fucking massive
#168: <Laney> I LOVE GAY MEN
#169: <Stormhawk> I just spilt hot potnoodle on the tip of my penis!
#170: * Lunz|bog is now known as Lunaria <Lunaria> I AM NOW 5LBS LIGHTER | <Proto> i pulled a dog! | <Proto> i've worn womens clothes before
#171: * @Proto feels really gay
#172: <[Fury]Ravisher> irc is for geeks <Lil> and Laish's <[Fury]Ravisher> yes and Laish's
#173: <MrBrick> I WILL SHOW NOCTU MY PENIS
#174: <@Gemma> im gonna sell my eggs <@Kyrae> dinner time
#175: <Laney> have you got an argos showroom house <MrBrick> yes <MrBrick> :D <MrBrick> 2.5grand spent in argos :D
#176: * Lil honks jack's tits * Lil giggles and runs off * Jack covers his tits with teacups
#177: <Lunaria> im sure thats the average <Lunaria> for like unerect <Vyse> whats wrong with having an amazingly small penis?
#178: <Proto> it'd turn into a 24/7 pr0n <Shamon> finger puppet shoes <Shamon> consisting of 'mr dildo' and 'pam the pulsating pussy'
#179: <Denial> anyway, i decided to get out of bed and somehow moved backward to twist myself around <Denial> fell out of my bed backwards <Denial> hurt my wrist and back and probably head <Denial> was going to punch the wall in blind anger but thought better of it, as that ones only jsut been replastered :/
#180: <Spiry> i wanked too much already today <Spiry> kinda sore
#181: <Lil> I love you honey =/ <Laney> I love you too :/
#182: <@Spiry> we watched a video of a guy fapping underneath bed sheets :/
#183: <Ravisher> when a man and a woman love each other very much <Ravisher> they can come together and get married and if they're evil the stork brings them a Sturge <Ravisher> it's a marvel of nature
#184: <@Gemma|stuff> id love to see Ravisher licking chocolate spread off an arse
#185: <@Noctu|REpub> I HOPE YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP. <@Noctu|REpub> CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SPUNK. <@Noctu|REpub> WHICH YOU HAVE FIRED. <@Noctu|REpub> ERRANTLY. <@Noctu|REpub> IN YOUR SLEEP.
#186: <@Noctu> The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
#187: <@wyre> go poke yourself in your poo-hole
#189: <Heartless> War is god's way of teaching Americans geography.
#190: <Alex (In the pub)> ...theres this man on my poster screaming, but you can't hear him.
#191: <Theory> breakfast time [14:44:02]
#192: <ph8> can you use wildcards in include?
#193: <chip> php-devs do not care about crash bugs <chip> most -devs do
#194: <Suaver> i just got a fucking electric shock from my computer
#195: <Theory|AWAY> does anyone else find pi tends to go missing when you are doing maths homework while hungry?
#196: <^_^> "I am" is supposedly the shortest sentance in the English langauge. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
#197: <ph8> I love newbie networks <ph8> two eggdrops just kept a turkish guy talking for 5 minutes
#198: <ph8> my mum just said that she thought the internet was closed on sundays
#199: <chip> someone fix london
#200: <keyman> brb im gonna go read the PHP fat book on the bog
#201: <Tyroka> ehrm, I\'m not sure about u Knoddy but most usually don\'t fall asleep while having sex
#202: <Assassin> omg I can put both my hands in my anus!
#203: <RavenTooth> hey, the paper says that MacDonalds has 1337 outlets globally
#204: <Speh> lol, 5 days without washing <Speh> my hair would grow legs and leave
#205: <Theory> waking up and finding yourself wearing a dress is a very surreal experience
#206: * Tauc_RedFox recommends walking around naked in your living room ;)
#207: <Laz> i dont smoke weed nower days <Laz> its poo <Laz> although i am growing 3 plants <Laz> they\'re my babies <SIR-Millar> only on irc <SIR-Millar> would you hear something like that