I wish not to detract from my previous post but I thought something had to be shared with you...

I give you my word, I wasn't rushing. But the following timestamped chat messages that I wrote show that I can leave my computer, buy a 6pack of Fosters and get back to my computer in under 4 minutes:

[17:49:11] Just off to grab a couple of cans of beer.
[17:49:13] BAck soon.
[17:53:06] Yum.
[17:53:27] < 4 minutes to go beer shopping. I love where I live. Location location location.

For it's proximity to the shops (and thinking about it, to the local pub) I don't think I'll live anywhere better in my entire life!