I've just signed up to a new phone contract as my old one has reached it's end. I managed to get six months half price, some random free 3G video viewing bundle included (free because I wasn't convinced so the guy said "I'll give you the £25 up front in cash back now" if you take the package). I presume he gets the commission. The only slight issue is I've been given a temporary LG U880. It looks and feels shit, both in physical asthetics and the UI is absolutely counter intuitive for someone who has only ever used Nokia's before. I want the new 3G Nokia N70 but they don't have any in stock. The guy says he's going to phone me within 28 days to tell me when they are in stock and I can take my flip-phone tack back and replace it for the N70. I just hope he's not trying to be funny because I'm going to get furious if he's fobbed me off with some story and doesn't intend to swap it; I'm not spending 12 months with a phone I don't like.

Oh, and Merry Christmas to you all, of course.