It all started when someone asked me online if Kloopy was my real name? I replied that actually my name is Matthew.... at the moment. I spent the next few minutes I'd found out that, via the Deed Poll website I could change my name for £34.

I think my parents would be upset if I changed my first name to Kloopy. And for the first year or so I think it'd be wonderful to have as my name, but I might grow out of it at a later date. Also, my parents probably chose my middle name "James" because they liked it. Removing that to replace it with Kloopy might upset them, I'll have to ask.

So the seriously tempting idea is to change my name to "Matthew James Kloopy Chapman". It'd be on my passport and driving license! Exciting! I'm trying not to open my wallet until I've had a chat with the 'rents. I don't want them disowning me or anything.